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1.8_Jake
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« on: December 28, 2007, 12:31:26 PM »
special thanks to Noreen

 :billB soulja beavbutt Cheers spot dancer Cheers adam Cheers :billB Vomit toilet slap Help
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Mighty Mini
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 12:32:55 PM »
poor you bill!

oh and jake, i hope you are over your flu soon 


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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 12:53:39 PM »
 thumbsup that was funny! gotta love smilelys(yeah yeah i know i suck at spelling)
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Bill-B
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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 01:07:17 PM »
the guy at the car wash was looked at the door and was like "Holy shit man, that is bad....shit....wtf..."  I tell him I want the inside cleaned so he says "oh shit..(opens the door) WHAT THE FUCK dude, you better tip the guy well cause this is REALLY bad"  Then I see the guy cleaning it with a full respirator, rubber gloves, rubber apron thing and still gagging lol  laughup laughup laughup laughup laughup
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Mighty Mini
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 01:10:51 PM »
 laughup

is it all fresh and clean now?
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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2007, 01:30:34 PM »
 laughup laughup laughup laughup laughup laughup laughup
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Mighty Mini
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2007, 01:31:50 PM »
jake you are killin me -"this is bill postin"

bill doesnt abbreviate EVER plus - it says newbie and everyone know bill is a GM now
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Mighty Mini
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 01:40:56 PM »
Quote from: BUNNAH!!!!!!!!! on December 28, 2007, 01:36:59 PM
if, this, was, jake, then, why, am, I, using, so, many, commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

because you are still drunk?   Cheers
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2007, 02:05:21 PM »
What the hell were you cleaning out of your car last night?

SPARK NOTES:
First Bill and JAke did Burnouts in Bills E30, then they got out and did Soulja Boy and which point they went and watched Bevus and Butthead and rocked out. After that they cracked out a few cold ones, then danced with the Kool Aid guy and some Asian chick. Pounded a few more, did some jumping jacks, pounded a few more brewski's, did another burnout, Jake puked on Bill, someone got a swirly, but that didn't get rid of the fever, so they went outside and made picket signs that say HELP on them.
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Mighty Mini
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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2007, 02:09:39 PM »
very close translation john!

except you missed the part about jake pukin' in bill's car - the help sign can be for either one.

bill for having to clean chunks out of his car or jake since he lost articles of clothes.

...and if there was a smiley for a drunk calling the 8 chicks that are in programmed in his cell phone, i would've added that too jake!
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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2007, 02:17:03 PM »
wow... only 8 chicks in your phone??
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Bill-B
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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2007, 02:18:11 PM »
Quote from: JVC on December 28, 2007, 02:17:03 PM
wow... only 8 chicks in your phone??

those are just the ones he called lol

Jake is a dedicated man whore lol USMCLWMW
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« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2007, 02:19:17 PM »
you are still hungover aren't you...
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Bill-B
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« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2007, 02:20:15 PM »
I was the DD, Jake seems fine lol.  Most of it came out in my car Thumbs Down Grin
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2007, 02:35:16 AM »
omg and you brought it to a car wash?? you guys are horrible Grin you better have tipped him well, i'd be so pissed haha

sergey almost did that in my car on the way to the cruise, thankfully he asked me to stop in time  Grin
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