LOL, yeah. A widebody Mini IS ass ugly...
All current Mini wide body kits suck this car is going to have a one off hand made body (kinda like a ferrari) if it can't be done and look good trust me he won't do it he'll sell the wheels and go narrower.
I don't know what you're talking about generic sedan... Last I looked I could care less how EITHER of my cars looked. I don't buy a cars to show it off in a parking lot with a bunch of morons, I bought my cars to DRIVE, and they both do that extremely well... Better than most Mini's. And I don't know how you can call an S4 generic

You don't care about how it looks but it ruffled your feathers to hear it described as generic though. By generic I mean generic following the sedan small box followed by a big box followed by a small box design set out by mercedes in the '60s and practiced to this day by almost all car manufacturers. And yes an S4 is generic by those criteria its a mass produced A4 with some minor body cues and a nice motor. Doesn't mean I don't like them, just means its generic. Just like my 3 cars are generic hatches. Hell 2 of my cars look almost exactly alike.
And making a mini 600 HP makes it pretty much useless anywhere other than in a straight line. I'm sure if you throw in a couple curves and a hairpin corner that mini will be demolished by any Italian car. They should have kept it like it was. It looked like EVERY other mini out there, but at least it wasn't ass ugly.
You know this from your massive experience driving 600hp Minis right? Have you even driven a Mini at all? How about one with the suspension set up correctly? What does peak hp have to do with handling anyway? Oh yeah nothing.
But I guess because you own a "British" car that makes you know everything else about every other car.
As I'm sure you know and likely the reason behind your "quotes". Minis aren't British they're German. Country of final assembly doesn't determine it, if it did Camrys would be American cars.
I own 3 German cars and a Vespa. I HAVE driven Italian cars, British cars, Japanese cars, and American cars. All told I have more than likely logged close to 1/2 a million miles behind the wheel. I haven't aggressively driven a Lambo and I'll wager you haven't either. You are the one who are making broad brush statements about other cars based on your 5 long years of driving experience. You may be a wrench and a car nut but I'd bet booze I know more about more and different cars just by nature of being a car nut and DRIVING for longer than you have been alive.
And thanks for the personal bash, BTW. It was truly called for...

Personal bash? Didn't make any shot at anything but the style of a car just like you did.