'98 VW Golf 61k miles 5 spd $3750

[EtanClan]

****** SOLD, but check out my long post down the page  *********



I'm just posting this up here for my sister who is selling her car. She lives in the northside of Chicago.

The car was checked out by a friend who's a mechanic who claimed it was in excellent condition. She is selling the car for $200 less than the blue book fair condition price because she wants a quick sale. I've driven it myself and it's really fun to drive! It's hard to find a car like this with such low miles.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/car/414221299.html

Let her know that you found out about it through me, Ethan.

[Wagon Mafia]

looks like a nice car. Should sell quick

[ginz111]

I wish I'd of know about this 2 weeks ago.
Good luck with the sale.

[Rizzo]

your sis got the shaft ethan (no not that kind of shaft sick-o) you got an s80 and she gets a golf.

[Bill-B]

your sis got the shaft ethan (no not that kind of shaft sick-o) you got an s80 and she gets a golf.

[EtanClan]

Haha.. well she's 33, I'm just about 18, and she's got three cars right now and I have one

[Rizzo]

Haha.. well she's 33, I'm just about 18, and she's got three cars right now and I have one

ethan are you trying to say you were an accident?

[EtanClan]

Well....

My mother, born on the seventh day of July in the year 1951 was a very well respected woman. She invented the jeep wrangler and the internet when she was four years old. She grew up in a small town on the east coast of the United States of America and was hardworking. She was a well-rounded individual and worked hard in school. She graduated by the age of 12 and attended Harvard University where she pursued her education and quadruple-majored in biomedical engineering, marine biology, geophysics, and nuclear engineering. She created the atomic bomb and worked undercover with President Roosevelt. She married Dr. Ferdinand Porsche, the original owner and creator of Volkswagen. They had eight thousand children together and Dr. Porsche was so nice that he hired 50 thousand workers to manufacture a fleet of Volkswagen Golfs for my sisters. After the birth of my sister, she decided to leave Dr. Porsche to pursue her career in filmmaking. Steven Spielberg worked closely with my mother and took credit for many of her works, including, but not restricted to:

Interstellar (2009) (announced)
Lincoln (2009) (pre-production)
Fourth Installment of the Indiana Jones Adventures (2008) (filming)


Munich (2005)
War of the Worlds (2005)
The Terminal (2004)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)
... aka A.I. Artificial Intelligence (USA: poster title)


The Unfinished Journey (1999)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Amistad (1997)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Steven Spielberg's Director's Chair (1996) (VG)
Schindler's List (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993)
... aka JP (USA: promotional abbreviation)
Amazing Stories: Book One (1992) (V) (segment "The Mission")
Hook (1991)
The Visionary (1990) (V) (segment "Par for the Course")


Always (1989)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Empire of the Sun (1987)
The Color Purple (1985)
"Amazing Stories" (2 episodes, 1985)
... aka Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories (USA: complete title)
    - The Mission (1985) TV Episode
    - Ghost Train (1985) TV Episode
"Strokes of Genius" (1984) (mini) TV Series (introductory segments) (uncredited)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) (segment 2)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
... aka E.T. (USA: short title)
... aka E.T. the Extra- Terrestrial: The 20th Anniversary (USA: longer version)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
... aka Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (USA: video title)


1941 (1979)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
... aka CE3K (USA: informal short title)
... aka Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Special Edition (USA: reissue title)
Jaws (1975)
The Sugarland Express (1974)
Savage (1973) (TV)
... aka The Savage File (USA)
... aka Watch Dog
Something Evil (1972) (TV)
Duel (1971) (TV)
"Owen Marshall: Counselor at Law" (1 episode, 1971)
    - Eulogy for a Wide Receiver (1971) TV Episode
Columbo: Murder by the Book (1971) (TV)
"The Psychiatrist" (2 episodes, 1971)
    - Par for the Course (1971) TV Episode
    - The Private World of Martin Dalton (1971) TV Episode
"The Name of the Game" (1 episode, 1971)
    - LA 2017 (1971) TV Episode
"Night Gallery" (1 episode, 1971)
... aka Rod Serling's Night Gallery (USA)
    - Make Me Laugh (1971) TV Episode
"Marcus Welby, M.D." (1 episode, 1970)
... aka Robert Young, Family Doctor
    - The Daredevil Gesture (1970) TV Episode


Night Gallery (1969) (TV) (segment "Eyes")
... aka Rod Serling's Wax Museum (USA)
Amblin' (1968)
Slipstream (1967) (unfinished)
Firelight (1964)
Escape to Nowhere (1961)
Fighter Squad (1961)


The Last Gun (1959)

After directing these films, she met my father, King George the Third and they took a trip around the world in his yacht, E_S80, when they discovered America. My mom gave birth to the one and only, Ethan the Great. I was so special, that they decided to buy me the safest car available, a Volvo. Clearly, not a car that would be associated with "accidents."


As you can see, my mother is a remarkable woman. How dare you insult her, you scumbag. You've been smited.

[Wagon Mafia]

 
+1000 karma
very entertaining read
i wish my mom was like that

[Rizzo]

The long thing ethan wrote

I guess jokes arent taken well, my bad.

[Wagon Mafia]

The long thing ethan wrote

I guess jokes arent taken well, my bad.

looks like u cant take a joke as this was our funny way of telling u he isnt an accident.

[Rizzo]

The long thing ethan wrote

I guess jokes arent taken well, my bad.

looks like u cant take a joke as this was our funny way of telling u he isnt an accident.

I dont appreciate sarcasm

[Bill-B]

your sis got the shaft ethan (no not that kind of shaft sick-o) you got an s80 and she gets a golf.

that comment earned you a smite mister.
(see below)

If that was towards me, I don't really care, but I was laughing at teh fact that she got a golf when he got the s80...

[Rizzo]

your sis got the shaft ethan (no not that kind of shaft sick-o) you got an s80 and she gets a golf.

that comment earned you a smite mister.
(see below)

If that was towards me, I don't really care, but I was laughing at teh fact that she got a golf when he got the s80...

3 cars :-(

[EtanClan]

By the way, my mother also invented the three-point seatbelt which Volvo took credit for.