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« on: September 10, 2007, 12:36:19 AM »

SO Its about 11:50 and i am sitting at my computer chatting with Ethan and Bill in the shoutbox. I start hearing this sound like someone is in the kitchen and grabbing some bags. I remembered that i had half a bag of ruffles and a 5th of a bag of Doritos left. ( big Bags.) So i think that its probably my dad. I stay at the computer chatting for the next 10 minutes. The sound, that didn't stop started to irritate me. So i go into the kitchen and see no one there. I go to take a look at the chips on the counter and a i see a damn baby chipmunk eating my chips!!!!! The thing jumps out and quickly hides behind the oven. So i come back to the computer to tell ethan and Bill how i got owned and i get the idea to go back and catch it.

So i get my 10 million candle light flashlight out along with a blanket to cover the beast in. I walk into the kitchen, rambo style, ready for action. However, it's not there. That lil b tch evaded me. I walk around the whole house looking for it and not finding. every window in the house is closed along with the doors. That thing is trapped. It may be hiding somewhere now, but eventually it will come out, and when it does, i will be there. Waiting to throw a blanket onto it and trap it! Muahahahha!!! Revenge will be mine!.

And btw for those that are wondering, it ate all of my doritos and most of mu Ruffles!  Angry
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 06:51:35 AM »

good luck with the chipmunk.
those things are a pain in the ass.
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 07:19:25 AM »

why do you think a blanket is sufficient to catch a chipmunk. Let me get you a trap from ace, that way you can torture the motherfucker prisoner style
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 08:06:40 AM »

Dont worry sergy.

If he ate the doritos and most of the ruffles, hes probably dead now from a heart attack.

RIP chipper bandito.
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2007, 08:18:59 AM »

let us know if it has "big nasty teeth"

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2007, 03:41:28 PM »

well the flashlight was to instantly blind him and the blanket was so i could cushin my jump onto him.  Grin

as for it dying, that would be horrible. i would have a dead and stinky chipmunk hidden in my house.
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2007, 03:50:34 PM »

Trap it, catch it, torture it.

All you need.
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 08:14:14 PM »

a mouse trap should work, that was funny that night, you seemed so shocked Grin
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 02:32:37 PM »

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